Oculama

"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing right, and a job worth doing right is worth calling Clyde!"
Available for hire (at a reasonable price) for all matters of: private investigation, security consulting, "cleaning services", crowd control, protective services, debt collection, and more...

Clyde's C.V. boasts an impressive tenure of 40 cycles as a hive drone of the imperial Nycteriax blood courts prior to the execution of its apotheon hive-queen and liquidation of local reality.

With his redundancy filed and native shard digested by a carnivore universe, Clyde has embraced freelance work within the newly-converted reality. He has already made a name for himself as reliable, efficient, easy to work with, and most importantly, discrete...