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The Big Wizard is the most powerful being to ever exist. There is none more powerful. He can do anything he wants. He has existed through multiple Big Bang / Big Crunches. Even a couple Heath Deaths of the Universe. (Which is when there are no more Heath Bars) and Heat Deaths of the Universe.

Thing is, the dude is real chill and gets bored. So even with omnipotence, he will walk to the convienience store to buy cigarettes. He plays video games and watches movies. He generally won't interact in a way that saves things because HE will be fine. Kinda makes him look like a shitbag cause he won't save the day really, but hey, life has to run its course and the next big game came out and NEEDS to be played.

He's just here to fuck about and make a little trouble sometimes. There's menthols to be smoked and salt and vinegar chips to be eaten.

No one is bigger than The Big Wizard.