Baddie Longlegs

Current Status: Active
Created: 09/8/2024

by Wolkemesser

Height

8'8''

Weight

88 Kilograms

Strengths

Super-spider strength, speed, agility, and perception; mastery of all arachnid martial arts; types 888 wpm; polyglot

Weaknesses

Always hungry; can't use the spoken word (spiders don't have vocal chords); low empathy

Likes

Insects; other arachnids; small birds, reptiles, and mammals; the World Wide Web, fighting; mking friends

Dislikes

Water spouts

Artwork

3.8

Writing

4.3

Entertainment

4.0

Overall

4.1

Baddie Longlegs was once an ordinary house spider with a dream: to become the greatest fighter among arachnids.

To achieve that end, she traveled the world, training under the greatest spider warriors to expand her portfolio of skills. She learned trap-door fighting under renowned bushmaster Sydney, Web-bolas slinging from the legendary Web-Sticks-Swiftly, Jumping Jutsu from the honored sensei Jorouborous, and venom-craft under the elusive Mistess Spinnegift, among many, many other arachnid martial disciplines.

However, during her travels, she was bitten by a radioactive baddie, and mutated into a primate abomination known to those who encounter her as BADDIE LONGLEGS.

Tragically unable to compete in arachnid martial arts due to having exceeded the weight class limits by several thousand ounces. Baddie turned her sights and spider-skills on new opponents. Now she travels Junction, challenging exciting and wondrous foes, making fun new friends, and consuming a wide variety of insects, birds, lizards, and small mammals.