Oculama

A once upon a time pup who used to tell your grandpappy to buy war bonds until there was no war to sell. Even less to hawk when there's nothing but stinking peace laying about. It wasn't until Selby shook off her fleas, got in her ship and kept sailing that she realized there's plenty of conflict to be had in business, in rumbles, in other worlds. Time for something new!

With her trusty naval ship (it gets bigger when you add water!), she channel surfs the dimensional oceans seeking treasure, adventure and, with any luck, the right channel.